- Recently, I wanted to join the debating team, but then someone talked me out of it.
- That guy went on to be the joint secretary of debsoc.
If I have a duel with him, I would let him have my pen because pen is mightier than a sword.
- Recently, I had applied to the editorial of the college magazine.
- You know, you can’t please all the people all the time- & that day all these people were at my interview for magazine recruitment
- Recently, I settled for tennis in the hopes of breaking into the team one day.
- My motivation read like- loosing a tennis match isn’t failure, it’s research.
- Apparently no one wants me to stop my research.
- I was so involved that I should be getting the government funding.
- I won the bronze medal in one of the tournaments.
- Only two other players showed up.
- I wasn’t depressed about it because, according to my research the organizers couldn’t afford more than one gold medal.
- Recently, I visited a museum.
- It had heads and arms from statutes that are in other museums.
- It’s the only place where you can find so many decapitated cool looking heads.
- I wonder whether these museums had battles and for settlement partitioned all the full bodied assets.
- Recently, I went on a date with a girl.
- She handed a picture of hers to me, and said ” Here’s a picture of me when I was younger”
- I said every picture of you is when you were younger.
- She somehow burnt her tongue over the espresso and still went on talking the whole evening.
- I got dumped later.
- Probably for not buying her ice-cream in the winter.
As a gentleman I didn’t kiss and tell either.
- Recently, I went to CCD…..alone.
- I had an amazing experience.
- I saw a sign that said “HELP WANTED”, there was this another sing above that said “SELF SERVICE”
- So I hired Myself.
- Then I made myself the boss.
- I gave myself a raise.
- I paid myself.
Then I quit.